Clay Court King T-Shirts

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Basketball

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"I love fast break business success."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Woman throwing giant pot.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Lazy Rower.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

'Big advantage!!'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

I love Pottery.

'Size matters!'

Refrigerator for the really lazy

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'

'Yorich's last jest.'

"We will be right back to our commercials after this brief game!"

Kid rage.