Clay Court Fan T-Shirts

"I feel like I play better on clay."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

'I win!'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

Centaur Sprinter

"No, still there."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Man practising the violin.

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

"This sure makes my job easier."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Caddy With A Cool Box

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

"Foul!"

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

You are no longer in jeopardy.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

How to avoid law.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'