Grass Court Fan T-Shirts

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Knight Golfing

I fart more than that!

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"Tunnel of love"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Centaur Sprinter

"No, still there."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Man practising the violin.

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

I love tennis

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'Never shoot straight up.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Made in Sweden.

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Vintage Bumper Cars.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"I didn't exactly win it."

Caddy With A Cool Box

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'