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You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Knight Golfing

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

I fart more than that!

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Tunnel of love"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Centaur Sprinter

Man practising the violin.

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"No, still there."

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

I love tennis

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

'Never shoot straight up.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Made in Sweden.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Vintage Bumper Cars.

Caddy With A Cool Box

"I didn't exactly win it."

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot