Monster Court Fan T-Shirts

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Godzilla?'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

King Kongs first christmas

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Official Fight Cards

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Zombie pet tricks.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Halloween Selfie

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Well, we got the grant."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'We were made for each other.'