Clay Court Fan Mugs

"I feel like I play better on clay."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

'I win!'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"No, still there."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Man practising the violin.

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"This sure makes my job easier."

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"Foul!"

Caddy With A Cool Box

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

How to avoid law.

You are no longer in jeopardy.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.