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"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'Court's in recess!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

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First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Planet of the Lawyers

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Basketball

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Basketball.

Justice 4 Ron

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"At least he's honest about it..."

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"What makes me a great attorney, as opposed to an adequate one? - My brother, the judge."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'