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"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'Court's in recess!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Planet of the Lawyers

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Basketball

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

Justice 4 Ron

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

Basketball.

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

"At least he's honest about it..."

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'