Clay Court King Gifts

Rafael Nadal

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Basketball

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"I love fast break business success."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Woman throwing giant pot.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Lazy Rower.

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

'Big advantage!!'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

I love Pottery.

'Size matters!'

You gave performance enhancing drugs to the girls on the Team Caffeine Hoops Squad?! Mumble. How could you do that? How could you use artificial substances to make them stronger, faster and better athletes? How could you not give me any of the juice? And thus, driven by competitive zeal, society spun out of control. P.S. - To be continued. Next week: A shocking secret!

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

Refrigerator for the really lazy

'Yorich's last jest.'

NBA Vampire

Rafael Nadal

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'

"We will be right back to our commercials after this brief game!"

Kid rage.