Cooler King T-Shirts

'Whatever they're hitting we're ready for them.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Exercise Class

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Man running

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Nordic Career-Trak

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Rod Stewart

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."