Cooler King Gifts

'Whatever they're hitting we're ready for them.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Exercise Class

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Freddie Mercury

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Man running

Robbie Williams

Karaoke night.

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Nordic Career-Trak

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Rod Stewart

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Mick Jagger.

Mick Jagger

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."