Coolers Gifts

"It's a tailgate cooler."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'I can't give you a raise, Milhouse, because I'm going broke supplying you with health care.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

'I'm just smart enough to never take an IQ test.'

Kenny's new ice-cube-pouch body suit helped him reduce his air-conditioning costs.

"We don't kiss butt around here, but we sure bootlick the bottom line."

Heat Wave Podium

A snowman enjoys the aircon

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

"This looks like a good spot."

'The boss thinks we're spending too much time around the water cooler so he's taking advantage of it.'

'Get back to work. I don't pay you guys to stand around the water cooler all day.'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

Air conditioner.

'I must confess that before you informed me of the invaluable work you do for this company, I didn't actually know you existed.'

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'

Air conditioning.

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

Bland leading the bland.