Cooler Collector Gifts

"It's a tailgate cooler."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"Please feel free to browse."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

cayetana de alba

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

'He's hearing impaired.'

I'm your biggest fan.

Caddy With A Cool Box

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

Snow cones.

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

I got you a 20th anniversary present. An iPhone charger? An actual, real gift? What's the catch? House of Java Cybercafe. No catch. For the last 20 years, you've been the best whipping boy I've ever had. You're a complete tool of the technology industry. You've been a real pleasure to mock. In fact, the last 20 years of making fun of your pathetic life has made this two rewarding decades. Plug back in, whipping boy! I will outlast you, smelly old bat!

'I'm just smart enough to never take an IQ test.'

The Cone Ranger

"Should I use a coaster?"

Fun and games with wires.

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'