Fan Collector Gifts

I'm your biggest fan.

'It just says, 'Flick palm to on position!'

cayetana de alba

Fox Operated Fan

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Best before 65 million BC.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Convenience.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Adult Barbershop

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

The Hummingbird

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Our limo's here.'

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

'Dauber Micawber'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Elvis' autopsy

Water.

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

Spot Light

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Top Hat

I got you a 20th anniversary present. An iPhone charger? An actual, real gift? What's the catch? House of Java Cybercafe. No catch. For the last 20 years, you've been the best whipping boy I've ever had. You're a complete tool of the technology industry. You've been a real pleasure to mock. In fact, the last 20 years of making fun of your pathetic life has made this two rewarding decades. Plug back in, whipping boy! I will outlast you, smelly old bat!

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Larvae Lamps.

'Wheel technical support line.'

Heat Wave Podium