Fan Gear Collector Gifts

Forever Football Fan

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Convenience.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

cayetana de alba

I'm your biggest fan.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

Milk production

Fox Operated Fan

Heat Wave Podium

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4 PM kit!"

'Well this is awkward.'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

'I'll get my scalpel. . . I'll cut an inch off the top of your wellingtons.'

Skier with an anchor.

Off Road Wellies

"I need something sturdy enough to withstand the scrutiny of other parents."

"It's a twist top. You know, to keep out the dumb animals."

Some bow over the rainwear.

'This is our new camouflage hat.'