Fan Gear Collector Gifts

Forever Football Fan

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Convenience.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Nor'easter Island.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

cayetana de alba

I'm your biggest fan.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

Heat Wave Podium

Fox Operated Fan

Milk production

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4 PM kit!"

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Well this is awkward.'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Seems like overkill, Bob.

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Off Road Wellies

Skier with an anchor.

'I'll get my scalpel. . . I'll cut an inch off the top of your wellingtons.'

"I need something sturdy enough to withstand the scrutiny of other parents."

"It's a twist top. You know, to keep out the dumb animals."

Some bow over the rainwear.