Egg Collector Fan Gifts

No Nesting

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We have three minutes left.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'Fresh eggs!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

Golden Eggs.

'That's much better.'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

Good egg, bad egg.

cayetana de alba

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

Fee Range Chickens

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

The Hummingbird

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

The Easter Bilby

I'm your biggest fan.

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster