Egg Toss Fan Gifts

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"I'm a monster."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

Good egg, bad egg.

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

The Easter Bilby

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Mr. Rabbit

A pair of eggs use a timer during sex.

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

'I'm sorry, but the free range chicken escaped.'

"I'm not supposed to eat things I find on the ground...but I think this might be ok."

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

Spring at last!