Free-range Egg Fan Gifts

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Yoyo sheep

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

WHACK!

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

Space Pioneer

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."