Egg-sactly Right Fan Gifts

"You asked for runny!"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Penguin Remote

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Smart Arse Meter

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

Meet the layer.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

The Easter Bilby

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Mr. Rabbit

A pair of eggs use a timer during sex.

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

"I'm not supposed to eat things I find on the ground...but I think this might be ok."

Spring at last!

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."