Egg-sactly Right Fan Prints

"You asked for runny!"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

Penguin Remote

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Smart Arse Meter

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Good egg, bad egg.

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

Meet the layer.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

The Easter Bilby

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

A pair of eggs use a timer during sex.

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

Mr. Rabbit

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

"And this is the electronic version."

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"