Boiled Egg Fan Gifts

'How about using a knife like everyone else?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Desert Island BBQ

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"I'm a monster."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

Good egg, bad egg.

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

The Easter Bilby

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Mr. Rabbit

A pair of eggs use a timer during sex.

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

"I'm not supposed to eat things I find on the ground...but I think this might be ok."

Spring at last!

Sandy Eggo.