Ring Fan Extraordinaire Gifts

A boxer with a foam hand

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

People who understand Venn diagrams

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

"You asked for runny!"

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Trainspotters.

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

Knockout!

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

"The disc jockeys creep me out, but you can't deny that they play great music..."

DAB vs AM/FM