Ring Fan Extraordinaire Pillows

A boxer with a foam hand

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

People who understand Venn diagrams

You've got to admire his spunk.

Terry Wogan

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

'It's more like a very good used you.'

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

Trainspotters.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

"You asked for runny!"

Knockout!

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

Did you know there's a growing worldwide system of rails and roads that all lead to China? Did you know China's on the verge of dominating the industries of the future? Did you know China's built fifteen mega-cities? It's like having fifteen New Yorks. Did you know China's building immense undersea tunnels and super-fast high speed rail to create the world's first super-cities that'll be six times the population of New York? Oh, well ... I'm sure we're still number one in all the areas I didn't

"People usually see the Virgin Mary in a piece of toast or something' but..."

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

"The disc jockeys creep me out, but you can't deny that they play great music..."