Ring Side Seat Fan Gifts

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Mass Travel

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'I believe you were first.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

How do fish get to work?

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

The Race

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Angry pensioner

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

Dog putting coin into a 'Leg Ride' machine

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

Cylinder Head

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Sprinting speeding ticket

"Shotgun!"

On your mark, get set, go!