Ring Side Seat Fan Mugs

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Mass Travel

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

How do fish get to work?

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'I believe you were first.'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

Angry pensioner

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

"Shotgun!"

Dog putting coin into a 'Leg Ride' machine

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Cylinder Head

Sprinting speeding ticket

On your mark, get set, go!

Knockout!