Window Seat Fan Gifts

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Mass Travel

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

'No Ken. Watching football and drinking beer at the same time is NOT multi-tasking!'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

GPS Systems.

Angry pensioner

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

"Shotgun!"

Cylinder Head

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

It was love at first sight.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

"But there's a huge sinkhole in that spot!"

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

"We got lost and my GPS wouldn't ask for directions."

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

In the event of emergency, break glass gently.

fanatic driver.

Frozen pees!

'First things first, Son. 'Clunk-Click, every trip.''

"Chatting or no chatting?"