Window Seat Lover Gifts

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

'She's so put together!'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Bird Torture.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

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'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Mass Travel

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Window in the Sky.

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

Desert Mirage

'Just look'in'

View from the Window

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"How deep are those pockets?"

What's going on here? Staring out the window for hours used to be my thing!

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

Used Cars. Spot. It seats six comfortably -- Of course, only four of them can stick their heads out the window.

Newspaper Window