Window Seat Lover Gifts

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

'She's so put together!'

Bird Torture.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Mass Travel

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Window in the Sky.

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

Desert Mirage

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

View from the Window

'Just look'in'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"How deep are those pockets?"

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

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