Window Seat Enthusiast Gifts

"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."

"Chatting or no chatting?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Good News about winter

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Snowyphus

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Mohammad's motors

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Mass Travel

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Midwest Winter Items.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Slippery, huh?"

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Introverted Chair