Window Ledge Lover Gifts

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'She's so put together!'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Bird Torture.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Window in the Sky.

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

'Just look'in'

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Desert Mirage

View from the Window

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

Newspaper Window

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.