Front Seat Fan Gifts

"Shotgun!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Mass Travel

Caliologist

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

'I believe you were first.'

Angry pensioner

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race

Ducks crossing.

Sprinting speeding ticket

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

On your mark, get set, go!

'Now THAT'S a massage!'