Suv Fan Gifts

Gas expenses.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Tree Squirrel

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

An Eyeliner.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"Shotgun!"

Cylinder Head

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

Finishing Line

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

Pool float party. I like that, it's the Titanic and an iceberg!

I think it's your suspension!

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

All the traffic in the world backed up today...

'Don't speed. It's better to be late in this world than early in the next. . .'

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

'That charge is for amy accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'