Suv Fans Gifts

All the traffic in the world backed up today...

'It seats two comfortably.'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Sunblock

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Camouflage Paint.

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Ducks crossing.

An Eyeliner.

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

Shark Surfing the Waves.

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Goddam Range Rovers churning up the countryside,'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

Doctor with funny glasses to patient: 'We don't need a radiologist. My new x-ray glasses allow me to see right through you.'

'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.'

"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

Finishing Line

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

Pool float party. I like that, it's the Titanic and an iceberg!

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.