Suv Fans Gifts

All the traffic in the world backed up today...

'It seats two comfortably.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Sunblock

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Camouflage Paint.

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Ducks crossing.

An Eyeliner.

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

Shark Surfing the Waves.

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Doctor with funny glasses to patient: 'We don't need a radiologist. My new x-ray glasses allow me to see right through you.'

Finishing Line

'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.'

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.