Suv Enthusiasts Gifts

SUV has a drinking problem.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"How deep are those pockets?"

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Goddam Range Rovers churning up the countryside,'

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

Sports futility vehicles

'Got anything with a bit of leg room?'