S.u.v. Enthusiasts Gifts

Petro-Schadenfreude

'It seats two comfortably.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

'In denial and loving it!'

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

"Of all the times to stall."

Surfin' Ahab.

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

Polar bear freeing a trapped submarine

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

"Yo, dude, like I always thought cats were afraid of the water!"

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

'Goddam Range Rovers churning up the countryside,'

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'Have you ever flown a car before?'

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV