S.u.v. Enthusiasts Pillows

'It seats two comfortably.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

'In denial and loving it!'

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

Surfin' Ahab.

"Of all the times to stall."

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Polar bear freeing a trapped submarine

"Yo, dude, like I always thought cats were afraid of the water!"

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

'Have you ever flown a car before?'

I'm feeling a bit sluggish to tell you the truth!

Emerging from Bankruptcy.