Suv Enthusiasts Pillows

SUV has a drinking problem.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Mohammad's motors

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"How deep are those pockets?"

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

Sports futility vehicles

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

"We breed them for aggressiveness."