Ironic Suv Lover Pillows

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

"In spirit I'm an environmentalist. I love my SUV but I do my best to feel as guilty as possible when I drive it."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It seats two comfortably.'

I break for toilet paper

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"How deep are those pockets?"

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

Driving a Lemon.

Clown Airbags.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Sports futility vehicles

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.'

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

'I think that'll do!' (Car burps after being filled).

'It's a 4 x 4, it doesn't need indicators.'

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.