Car Irony Lover Pillows

'Wow you're back! I have to say I thought you were a gonner when I saw you hit that windscreen...'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

I break for toilet paper

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

No U-turns

'Power steering.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Driving a Lemon.

Clown Airbags.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Sat Nag

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

Other decals on cars.

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

Uh, you know spoilers are for aerodynamics, right?

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'