Car Irony Lover T-Shirts

'Wow you're back! I have to say I thought you were a gonner when I saw you hit that windscreen...'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

I break for toilet paper

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

'Power steering.'

No U-turns

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Driving a Lemon.

Clown Airbags.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

Other decals on cars.

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'