
'It seats two comfortably.'
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'It seats two comfortably.'
Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.
'How else am I supposed to afford gas for my SUV?'
Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.
'Unsinkable.'
"What would it take to get you behind the reins of this family suv?"
"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."
Emerging from Bankruptcy.
Size Matters.
'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'
'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'
"You just parked on a Saturn."
"This S.U.V. sports a flame-retardant, electro-static coating. Eco-activists can't burn it and their pamphlets and bumper stickers slide right off!"
'You're a selfish, egotistical, eco-vandal, oil-sucking son-of-a-bitch!'
Please help 4x4 to fill.
Law and Order: SUV
Early Sport Utility Vehicle
Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.
Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.
Driverless cars rage.
Coexist. Coexhaust.
Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.
'I said they're good, but expensive.'
"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."
"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."
"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."
'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'
Route 666
Rodin's Cattle-Grid
Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.
Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.
'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'
"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"
'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'
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