Suv Lover T-Shirts

'It seats two comfortably.'

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

'How else am I supposed to afford gas for my SUV?'

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

'Unsinkable.'

"What would it take to get you behind the reins of this family suv?"

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

Size Matters.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"You just parked on a Saturn."

"This S.U.V. sports a flame-retardant, electro-static coating. Eco-activists can't burn it and their pamphlets and bumper stickers slide right off!"

'You're a selfish, egotistical, eco-vandal, oil-sucking son-of-a-bitch!'

Please help 4x4 to fill.

Law and Order: SUV

Early Sport Utility Vehicle

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Route 666

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'