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"Rising fuel costs have forced us to make major design changes. Like the in-dash ATM, in case you run out of gas money."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

'Your car broke down? Oh, my. Well, don't panic. Just be there for it. Listen and try to be supportive.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

Ladies in pink, thank you.

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

World Cup reactions...

'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.'

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

'Unsinkable.'

"What would it take to get you behind the reins of this family suv?"