Suv Supporters Prints

"Rising fuel costs have forced us to make major design changes. Like the in-dash ATM, in case you run out of gas money."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

World Cup Fever

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

'Goddam Range Rovers churning up the countryside,'

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Your car broke down? Oh, my. Well, don't panic. Just be there for it. Listen and try to be supportive.'

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

Ladies in pink, thank you.

World Cup reactions...

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."

'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.'

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

"What would it take to get you behind the reins of this family suv?"