Suv Drivers Prints

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It seats two comfortably.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Snow globe

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Zero gravity ahead.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.'

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

"Did anyone order an Uber?"

'I just can't stand a front seat driver!'

'Green technology?'

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'