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I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!
GAS PRICES AT PUMP
Coexist. Coexhaust.
"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."
'It seats two comfortably.'
"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."
Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)
Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.
'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'
Snow globe
'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '
"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."
'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'
"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."
'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'
Zero gravity ahead.
"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."
"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."
'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'
"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"
'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'
Deliverers of fine fuel protests.
4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.
'Goddam Range Rovers churning up the countryside,'
"We breed them for aggressiveness."
"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"
'It's an IQ test for the driver.'
"Did anyone order an Uber?"
'I just can't stand a front seat driver!'
"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."
Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV
Emerging from Bankruptcy.
'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.'
'Green technology?'
'That last hill was a bit steep!'
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