Suv Sceptics Prints

'Bloody 4WDs!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

Sports futility vehicles

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

'For the last time, I don't need a sunroof! Think about it dude!'

Clown in clown car, "Well I don't think the company car is such a perk"

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.'

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

"Believe me, with the Equalizer, here, you'll never take any crap from an S.U.V. again."

'Unsinkable.'