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Dinosaur SUV's

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Perfect."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Chicken Road Crossing

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

"Of all the times to stall."

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"And this little hybrid beauty runs on either gas or liposuction fat."