Pickup Truck Fan Gifts

Tree Squirrel

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Do you buy cars here?"

Heavy meals on wheels

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Ancient taxi

Fire Backwards.

St. Patrick Drives the Steaks out of Ireland

Inflatable car

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Useless car accessories.

"He adored that old car !"

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

'I would have settled for a toy.'

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Finishing Line

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

An English Coachman Swaggers Down the Street

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.