Red Truck Fan Gifts

'I would have settled for a toy.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Heavy meals on wheels

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Tree Squirrel

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Formula One car origami

Executive Tacos

Pig Trotter

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Fire Backwards.

St. Patrick Drives the Steaks out of Ireland

'I believe you were first.'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Dog Scalextric

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Useless car accessories.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Really big bang

The Race

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.