Red Truck Fan Pillows

'I would have settled for a toy.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Heavy meals on wheels

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Tree Squirrel

Formula One car origami

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Executive Tacos

Pig Trotter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'I believe you were first.'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Dog Scalextric

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Useless car accessories.

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Really big bang

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Pee Rex.