Monster Truck Fan Pillows

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

Frankenstein's Monster Trucks

"You really are something else Harrison. I asked you to get me a hire car, h-i-r-e, not h-i-g-h-e-r!"

Useless car accessories.

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Heavy meals on wheels

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Perfect."

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

Tree Squirrel

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Executive Tacos

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."