Unusual Food Truck Fan Pillows

Executive Tacos

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Heavy meals on wheels

"Valet park only"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Tree Squirrel

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I brought my lunch."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Chip wagon oil change.

"I'm selling the gingerbread house and buying a food truck."

Useless car accessories.

"While you were out, your office was turned into a taco stand."

Pop up hell

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

101 Placenta Recipes

'I would have settled for a toy.'

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.